We think of Tom Hanks as this paragon of comfort and stability. But it wasn’t simply that it didn’t look great. Friends, I won’t front: It didn’t look great. Receding, and swooping, and teased forward and upward and backward, and … oh, man. Yes, sure: When The Da Vinci Code first came out in 2006, Tom Hanks’s hair was a lot to take in, a shock to the system. Straight Hair Era Tom Hanks is so goddamn much, and he deserves our love and respect. Here are the only two things about Inferno you need to know: Tom Hanks has straight hair in the ‘ Da Vinci Code’ universe This sounds like an opinion, I know, and a bold one at that. The Da Vinci Code movies are secretly dope. They made a sequel to a seven-year-old movie about how Ewan McGregor killed the Pope for Illuminati sport, or SOMETHING, or maybe NOT EVEN something, and you DON’T CARE, and you probably thought that Angels & Demons was an ironically named roller rink, or a combination tattoo parlor/Tom DeLonge interview, or the cologne I’m wearing, thanks for noticing, and it’s none of those and that’s fine. “ The Da Vinci Code … but not … The Da Vinci Code? Again? They’re still doing that?”Īnd I get it. Today, the latest trailer dropped for Inferno - the sequel to the sequel to the movie adaptation of the Dan Brown book you probably read but don’t remember but just say you read it because, honestly, it doesn’t matter - and it seems as though most people’s knee-jerk response has been, well: “Why?” ![]() ![]() That sound you hear is America not giving a collective shit that they’re making a third movie in the Da Vinci Code universe. Sorry, give me one more chance, I really think I can nail it this time: Langdon back?
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